So enjoy and leave lots of feedback. I'll try to write something original tomorrow. Peace, loves.
xo
Helen
‘Ello betches!!! Laura here. I’m writing a guest blog for Helen so here it goes. I woke up this morning realizing that I was leaving for Gatlinburg, ick. So I’m in the car driving, driving, driving, and we finally get to the hotel. So far I have counted 3 hot guys, and I stalked one while I was on the phone with Helen, I love that betch! Anyways so I’m stalking the guy and he disappears. So I try to find him and there he is in a corner all huddled up with his hood on! he was hiding from me or something. But I couldn’t imagine why. Haha, so anyways today I got really bored so I decided to ride all the way to the top floor and back down in the elevator while dancing. And I was doing the Macarena and the Twist when an old couple came in and started giving me weird looks.
OH YESHHH!!!!!I DYED MY HAIR EVERY ONE IT IS NOW DARK BROWN!!
But as I was saying, it was fun. Tomorrow I’m going to watch dancing singing bears while I eat lunch. Sounds fun, right? Not. Well I have nothing else to say. Peace out my minions.
Weird Voice: Yes you do have more to say!
Me: Uhh…No I don’t, who the hell are you?
Weird Voice:I’m your conscience.
Me: Yeah suuuree. I don’t have a conscience.
Conscience: Yes you do!!! If you don’t have a conscience who am I?
Me: You’re Billy, idiot
Conscience: Billy? who is this Billy you speak of? Huh, huh? I wanna know TELL MEEEE!!
Me: Shut up, Billy, god damnitt I’m trying to type!
Conscience: Watcha typin??
Me: If you’re my conscience shouldn’t you know?
Conscience: But I’m Billy!
Me: Hold on a sec, Billy.
Conscience: Okay!! ladedadeda…hey Laura? whats that shiny thing? is that a… GUN!!?? Laura what AREEE you doing!! Oh MY GAHHH!!!!!
Me: Shut up and go to bed, Billy. It’s a damn pen stupid…
Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?!
SHUT UP BILLY!!
