Thursday, November 22, 2007

Turkey and Twilight (Part 1)

Hey everyone! Well, as of right now my only confirmed readers are my parents and Kayla, so hey Mom, Dad, and Kayla! Hope everyone's having a good Thanksgiving so far. But its only 10:58 so seriously, how could it be bad?

As anyone who's anyone (or anyone who has had the pleasure of witnessing an "I'm Bella!" "No I'm Bella!" argument in the hallways of Karns High School) knows, Kayla and I are obsessed with Stephenie Meyer's amazing Twilight series. Now, I have only ready the first two books (Twilight and New Moon) because four unbelievably obnoxious people at school have yet to return the third (Eclipse) to the library, but that is beside the point. The point is that the Twilight movie is now in preproduction, and Kayla and I have taken it upon ourselves to cast it. So here are our casting decisions as of November 18th. There are more to come, as a matter of fact the Myspace message I'll be copying in here is still ongoing, but as of now its a little off topic, so here is the good stuff. Follow the links to see pictures of the actors/actresses/tennis players we're talking about.

xo
Helen

**I'm going to have to post it in two parts because its too long. Bear with me..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen [[Amours L'Éclat Du Soleil]]
Date: Nov 16, 2007 4:30 AM


theres new info on stepheniemeyer.com
they actually found a chick that might look like bella...
http://stepheniemeyer.com/news.html

xo
helen

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {Ago Vestri Vita}
Date: Nov 16, 2007 4:18 PM


Kristen Stewarts okay but we need Mr Sexy Perfect himself to be casted--they better find a damn sexy guy too!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen [[Mon Soleil]]
Date: Nov 16, 2007 1:31 PM


Ya, I just hope she's a good actress. We should rent some other movies she's done...
I really can't wait until they cast Edward. But I swear, if its Zac Efron, I WILL NOT see the movie. Or anyone else from the Disney channel..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {Ago Vestri Vita}
Date: Nov 16, 2007 4:34 PM


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it they cast THAT FAGGOT as EDWARD i will MASS MURDER THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen [[Mon Soleil]]
Date: Nov 16, 2007 1:36 PM


I know! Seriously! We should watch like 700 movies or something and find an actor to play Edward...lol.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {Ago Vestri Vita}
Date: Nov 16, 2007 4:42 PM


yeah we should search imdb.com or something lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen [[Mon Soleil]]
Date: Nov 16, 2007 2:01 PM


good idea
or just google 'sexy vampire' and see what comes up
lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {Ago Vestri Vita}
Date: Nov 16, 2007 5:02 PM


lol
that'd work
omg just did it came up with edward cullen and Twilight fansites lol!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen [[Mon Soleil]]
Date: Nov 16, 2007 2:05 PM


i KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
there's twilight t shirt pages
and i want this one that says:
"bite me" on the front
and "edward cullen fan club" on the back

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {Ago Vestri Vita}
Date: Nov 16, 2007 5:08 PM


lol
i loved that in new moon where she like ‘bite me alice oh please would u?!’

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen
Date: Nov 16, 2007 2:15 PM


haha yeah
my fave part of that book is where alice says
"i don't know what he was thinking. i've never seen someone so prone to life-threatening idiocy"
rofl
or something close to that..lol
i wrote it down somewhere...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 11:16 AM


yeah thats great

lol wwoooooooowwwwwwwww
so Kristen Stewart is BElla and on the imdb message boards their like k, so whos edward? and everyones like NO ZAC EFRON!!!!!!!!!!
lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen
Date: Nov 17, 2007 2:18 PM


i just hope whoever it is does edward justice
i mean, its going to be hard and no one is going to be good enough, but someone close would be good..lol
but srsly
if its zach efron im going to cry

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 9:39 PM


it has to be taylor kitsch!! he is TOO HOT not to be!!!
if its not him... i will cry

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen
Date: Nov 17, 2007 6:41 PM


ehhh
hes ok, but hes too human looking
if that even makes sense
whoever it is needs to be so gorgeous and flawless that its impossible to think they're human
lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 10:01 PM


yeah but think about it...Edward is SO perfect NO ONE could portray him just right. ANYONE would put him to shame. SO all we humans can do is try to find the closet thing to him with as little shame as possible. ANd that, i believe would be Taylor Kitsch. Have u seen the boy without a shirt?! GORGEOUS! so yeah...
who do u think should play SexyMan Edward?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen
Date: Nov 17, 2007 7:04 PM


ya..i google image searched him and he is HOTTT
BUT
i think i found someone:
jesse mccartney
i know, such a disney channel pretty boy, but look at the pic...
[like actually look at the pic, bc all the other pics don't capture what im trying to say]
he could SO be a weak imitation of edward
which is all we're going to get from anyone
so i think it could be him

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 10:09 PM


NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HELL NO!
IF THAT FAG OR ZAC EFRON GET ANYWHERE NEAR MY EDWARD I WILL KILL THEIR WHITE ASSES! THAT WOULD MAKE EDWARD JUMP OUT OF THE BOOK AND BEAT THEIR ASSES! THE ONLY GOOD THING IS HE COULD PLAY THE ROLE HIS OWN DAMN SELF! HELL NO THEM FAGGOTS ARENT'S GETTING NEAR THAT MOVIE!
i should DISOWN you for SAYING that!!!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen
Date: Nov 17, 2007 7:13 PM


did u even look at that pic?
if they colored his hair and made him really pale and got some black contacts for the scenes when hes thirsty, it could work
and hes not like zac efron
zac effingefron is just a fag
jesse mccartney may be kind of faglike, but hes nice to look at
and since we're not going to get a true edward
it might kind of work

plz dont disown me
=[
lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 10:15 PM


i wont disown you but NO JESS MCFAG! hes shit ugly and sooo woulnt fit Edward, gay little MIke Newton who is hardly there shure, Bella wants to run him over remember? so i would be okay with that. but Mr. Perfect himself? Edwards crying because of that helen you made perfectioon CRY how do you feel about that?!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Helen
Date: Nov 17, 2007 7:18 PM


how do i feel about that?
to be perfectly honest i just died a little bit in my heart.
=[
don't worry
we'll find mr. sexy perfect eventually
or the production company will...rofl
we're not going to like anyone, tho....
ha!

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