Friday, February 22, 2008

Complicated

Whilst browsing for Robert Pattinson wallpapers, I discovered that Rob looks almost exactly like this guy I used to like. Great. Now the Twilight movie is more messed up for me than it already was. *Sigh* I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.

Everything has been like superboring lately. Well, that's not completely true. Tons of stuff has been going on, but I just haven't felt like writing about it. Here's the thing: Like a month ago I found out that I have some weirdo hormone imbalance and I went on some medicine for it, and now that everything's normal I don't feel like myself. I know that sounds weird, especially to my friends that I see like every day, because you probably haven't noticed anything. Some things are just different and I don't feel like blogging much anymore. I'm going to try, though. And if something really awesome happens you'll definitely hear about it, just don't expect regular updates like last semester.

Life has been pretty interesting, and pretty dramatic lately. I suppose the main drama was me deciding I liked one of my friends' brothers, which was like completely fruitless, because -in addition to my friend like hating me now- I decided I didn't like him anymore after he told me he didn't like Harry Potter. Not just that he didn't like Harry Potter, but that it belonged in a fire pit somewhere. Ahem, WTF?? He's obviously one of those nutsos that believes that JK Rowling is the Antichrist and I'm headed for hell for reading Harry Potter. Whatever.

Ooh, just remembered.. I went to the movies with Kayla and Kaila on Monday because we were out of school. We saw "Fool's Gold" [Totally awesome, BTW. I totally recommend it. Three words: McConaughey's. Naked. Butt.] and it was like totally hilarious and great for us, and we had to talk about it like the whole time. The lady sitting in front of us didn't appreciate that too much. When the movie was over and everyone was standing up to leave, we were waiting because I wanted to see who played Gemma, and this chick stands in front of us and was like "I heard you guys the whole time" in like a really fake nice voice, and we just laughed. Then she said, "You might not want to do that next time" all bitchy and stuff, so I channeled my inner Rosalie Hale Bitch and was all, "Whatever." She just stood there like 'OMG! How dare you talk to me like that?!?' Haha. I know it was mean, but I have a right to free speech, and no crazy old hag is going to try to take that away from me. Kayla, Kaila and I decided that she's probably going to end up being one of my teachers in the future.

We only went to school two days this week. That's about as hardfreakingcore as it gets. Monday we were out for President's Day, and Thursday and Friday were canceled due to illness. Its about damn time, too, because tons of people have been sick for over a week. I was completely psyched to get out and have two extra days to just chill and be all happy-go-lucky not a care in the world, whatever, so -of course- I got sick. I'm feeling better now, but yesterday I was like miserable. And now Mom's sick, which blows muchly. Not only because I hate to see her sick, but also because if she's too sick she won't be able to take me to the movies tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm planning on going to see the new Larry the Cable Guy movie with three of my guy friends tomorrow. I'm going with Logan, Jordon, and Edward, which will definitely be entertaining [Esme probably wouldn't let me throw popcorn at people], but I could use some gender support. Haha. Bella, Esme, and Destinie couldn't come, and to be perfectly honest, I don't have any other close girl friends. I mean, I have other girl friends, but none that would want to deal with me for two hours. Guys are easier to be around, anyways. Its nearly impossible to piss them off or start drama. Usually.

Ooh, Coach Creepy's back. I saw him Wednesday. Ugh. I can't believe they let him back. I mean, he's obviously innocent if they're letting him come back, but if I was him I wouldn't want to. I mean, his reputation's got to be in the toilet. Like for cereal, if I get put in his class again I'll definitely get my schedule changed. I don't care what the investigators or whatever concluded, he's a creepaziod. Plus he already hates me because I'm a smart ass who doesn't participate in Gym. I'd be doing us both a favor.

Nearly the whole cast for Twilight has been announced now. Complete list with pictures below.

Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan
Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen
Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen
Elizabeth Reaser as Esme Cullen
Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen
Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen
Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale
Jackson Rathbone as Jasper Hale
Cam Gigandet as James
Rachel Lefevre as Victoria
Michael Welch as Mike Newton
Anna Kendrick as Jessica Stanley
Justin Chon as Eric Yorkie
Christian Serratos as Angela Weber
Billy Burke - Character Unknown
Taylor Lautner - Character Unknown
Edi Gathegi - Character Unknown
Sarah Clark - Character Unknown
Gregory Tyree Boyce - Character unknown, no picture available

I personally think that Billy Burke will play Charlie Swan, and according to Sarah Clark's website she "will probably play Bella's mother, Renée Dwyer." I agree. She definitely looks the part. I'm at a total loss for the other ones, though.

Stephenie Meyer released some cast photos of the Cullens the other day, and I took it upon myself to manipulate one of them just a little bit. But just a little bit. Only one of them is mean.

Character Names
Nicknames
Helen's Thoughts

That's all for now, but trust me, there will be more. Especially when pictures with the insufferable Kristen Stewart are released to the public. I really don't like her. Her face is like totally dead, but not even in a good vampire-y way, its just..Boring and lifeless. I'm still trying not to judge the rest of the cast, though. They looked pretty OK in the pictures.

Lets see, lets see...Uh, not too much is really going on. I'll just post some little random ramblings, I guess.

~We're reading The Odyssey in English, and I caused a war. I am so proud.
~There were 'kinky sheep' in Odysseus's time. No lie.
~Strawberry shortcake cookies are the bestestestestestest cookies ever. End of story.
~I discovered today that Buckcherry totally rocks. I'm getting their new CD ASAP.
~Two months, one day, two hours, and eleven minutes until my 15th birthday. But who's counting?
~I get my cell phone back after I write my parents a three page paper explaining why I should have my phone back. Any suggestions? I have about a page and a half left.
~Mom and I are planning my birthday party now, its going to be superawesome.
~I'm going to wear a tiara and a feather boa and have a pink castle shaped cake with glitter on it.
~Yes, I am aware that I am turning fifteen and not five, but that does not change the fact that I really really want to have a princess party that I'll actually remember, because my last one was when I was five.
~If anyone makes fun of my birthday plans I'll make you all dress up for the event and wear stupid hats.
~I slept through all two of my Floral Design classes this week.
~Ugh. Phillip just threw up. Now everyone in the house is going to get sick. Lovely.
~Taylor's not mad at me anymore. You have no idea how much of a relief that is to me. I hate it when people are mad at me, and its super terrible when the nicest person you know is mad at you.
~Destinie is my favoritest perverted/understanding/dream interpreter/gym buddy/total bestie everrrrrr.
~Bowling For Soup wants me to come back to Texas to eat burritos..Should I go?
~OMG, Bowling For Soup was at my 12th birthday party. No lie.
~Is it super nerdy or super social to have two instant messenger services?
~I think I need to get a new myspace, because no one knows that 'hotstuf3218' is a very clever inside joke, and they probably just think I'm conceited.
~Facebook is a loserface. No one talks on there, they just send you stupid quizzes. I don't want to know what my sex song is, mmkay?
~Destinie and I are going to get a "Class of 2011" billboard in Turkey Creek when we graduate with pics of us and all our friends. Its gonna be hardfreakingcore.
~I can't sneeze. I keep feeling like I have to sneeze, but it won't come. Its very annoying.
~This is getting really long.
~I think I'll go read some bad Twilight fan fiction and email some peoples now.
~Peace, loves.

xo
Helen

PS-
I just wrote a guest blog on Bella's blog. Check it. =]
http://kaysherenow.blogspot.com/

6 comments:

unnamed soul who wants a cookie and not to get slapped said...

horomonal imbalance??? ok.....


and the guest blog...well...coach rice isnt exactly the only person you annoy in that class.....

Bella said...

whats the clever inside joke?

more cookies please... said...

that didnt even occur to me....

maybe she really is concieted...and its just a cover-up


So thinks shawn....

more cookies.... said...

UPDATE!!!!

Laura said...

omg.

i hate the cast.

and nice thoughts for jasper.

lol.

im pretier than the chic playing alice!!

--alice AKA laura.

COOKIE MONSTER!! said...

UPDATE!!!

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