OMC vs. OME

Heyy everyone. To my regular readers, this is yet another nerdy Twilight thing. Just stand by and revel in the fact that, even though you actually waste your time reading the nerdiest blog on the planet, you are not certifiably Twilight-insane.

Everyone else, here's the place to let your voice be heard in the 'Oh My Edward [OME]' vs. 'Oh My Carlisle [OMC]' debate-type thingy that I'm trying to get started. Head to the polls at the bottom of this post, and post comments to let your voice be heard. If this actually takes off, I'll make a new blog totally dedicated to it, but for now, lets stick to this one.

Peace, loves!

xo
Helen

Unintended

"And when it rains,
On this side of town it touches, everything.
Just say it again and mean it.
We don't miss a thing.
You made yourself a bed
At the bottom of the blackest hole
And convinced yourself that
It's not the reason you don't see the sun anymore

And oh, oh, how could you do it?
Oh I, I never saw it coming.
Oh, oh, I need the ending.
So why can't you stay
Just long enough to explain?"
-Paramore, "When It Rains"

Its very Forks-y here today. Rhiannon said it looked like there was going to be a tornado. I told her she was freaking me out.

I think the reason I stopped blogging for a long time a few months ago was because I realized something. I realized that I had an obsession with preserving memories in film and text instead of relying merely on my own memory. Last semester I spent a lot of important moments trying really hard to remember everything, and I forgot to enjoy the moment. I'm glad I realized that last semester, though, because last semester sucked. I spent the whole time crushing on a guy that I might have had a chance with if I hadn't been so scared. I made a fool of myself too many times to count. I made some stupid mistakes. Its cool, though. I've put it all behind me and I'm focusing on now. I think that's why I don't post insanely detailed and long blogs like I did before. Some things I want to keep to myself. And, of course, there are some that I'd like to forget.

This semester is going well, though. I have an awesome boyfriend that makes me smile like this. (<-- RAWR! A baby kitty!) And I've finally gotten my hair to behave and I've gotten the hang of everything. It always seems that I get into a perfect rhythm and stuff near the end of an experience. Oh well. I guess I can only try to make next year better.

Country music is the epitome of depression. For seriously. When I hear country music, even if its something very pop-ish and upbeat like Taylor Swift, I get depressed. Probably because of my hillbilly hell experiences. Cyndi Lauper, however, is the epitome of hyperness. And 'She Bob' is just the song to get me absofantabulouslutley insanely hyper. Haha. I am Jack's ADHD medication..

Today was supahcool. We're watching a ghettofied version of Romeo and Juliet in English (the one with Leonardo DiCaprio) and Capulet said "Give me my long sword, ho!" Just like in the play. That's what's so weird about the movie, its all ghettoness, but it has all of the original words. We're absolutely loving it. I'm going to miss that class sooo much! We have to do a research paper next week. My topic is vampires and Kayla was going to do Volterra, but then I suggested the Beatles, so she's doing that instead. Dude, when I got to school this morning I was kind of emofied and all ready to write like six chapters in my EMOEDWARD story, but then Kayla came up to me and was all hyper because her mom took her to Sonic and she got a java chiller thing. Kayla and coffee do not mix well. She really needs to start drinking it every day so she gets used to it and not so crazy. Long story short, she made me all hyper and I couldn't write anything. My EMOEDWARD readers probably want to jump on her head now. Good going, you stupid human. =p

My brother just got mud on the carpet. Apparently he has a death wish.

Evanescence is like the most depressing band ever, and I have no idea why I don't use them for writing music. Probably because they're so depressing that I'd go slit my wrists after I was done writing. Lets avoid that, shall we? Blood on top of my terrible handwriting would make it impossible for Esme to beta for me.

We did yearbook signing during fourth period today. It was awesome, but it was super hot in the gym and in the commons, so it was nice to finally get outside at 3:30. The yearbook was pretty much totally lame. I was only in it one time, and I don't even look like me because I straightened my hair for the picture. Whatever. Next year I'm going to play rugby (no, that wasn't a typo, I'm seriously going to do a sport) and join a bunch of clubs so I have stuff to do. Who knows, maybe I'll even start my own club. Like Supernerds Anonymous or something. We can have Twilight Tuesdays! Ahh. I totally want to do this now. Screw Hardin Valley, Karns is going to be the place to be next year. Haha.

Random picture time! Enjoy:
Random Picture #1
Yeah..I vandalized the bus. But I did it in the name of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. It was worth it.
Random Picture #2
New Years was sooo much fun. Do you believe that there was no alcohol involved?
Random Picture #3
Because Graphic Communications is boring..And if I get my hand chopped off in there I want it to be super pretty so Dr. Carlisle can comment on my 'art' skills while he reattaches it. =p

Hmm...What else...Nope. I've got nothing. Ooh! Four more days until the new Veronicas CD. And my superfantabulous human mommy got me The Host today. YAY!! I don't think I'm going to go to bed tonight. I'm going to drink something super caffeinated and stay up all night. I'm going to read for like three hours, then watch 'Interview With a Vampire' and 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', which I got from Netflix today. Yeah. That's what I'm going to go do. Right now.

Don't forget to comment!! Peace, loves.

xo
Helen

Helen Rose: Demon Blogger of KHS

Heyy everyone! Sorry its been so long since the last update. I'm still on Winter break and honestly, there hasn't been too much to report. The day after Christmas I went with my whole family (me, my parents, three brothers, grandparents, great-grandmother, two aunts, uncle, and three cousins) to have family pictures taken. That was fun. Laura and Kayla came over for New Year's Eve, and I've been rereading the Twilight books. I'm on Eclipse now, and I have to say, Bella is an idiot.

I mean, come on! She has the hottest, nicest, smartest, coolest guy EVER and she keeps risking it all to hang out with a stupid werewolf. What's so great about werewolves, Bella? Do they sparkle in the sun? No. Do they watch Romeo and Juliet with you and whisper Romeo's lines in your ear [Edwardgasm much?]?? No. Are they anywhere near as awesome as vampires. NO!!! They're stupid dogs and they smell bad. Gahh. Remember all the Romeo and Juliet stuff in New Moon? "They fight. Paris falls." So let Paris fall already!

Ok, enough ranting. I absolutely love the Twilight series. So much so that I actually wrote a Twilight fan fiction. How cool is that? Click here to read it. Its pretty cool. Its Edward's point of view while breaking up with Bella in New Moon.

Other than all that madness not much has been going on. I mentioned that Bella and Alice came over for New Year's. That was awesome. We stayed up until 7:00 AM then crashed for three hours. While we were awake we did all kinds of crazy things. These include making a huge string of bras and hanging it up in my room (thanks to Caitlin for facilitating this. If she hadn't started my bra fetish it never would have been possible.) and we also harassed Shayne online for a while. That was pretty cool. He probably thinks we're crazy now, but whatever. He already knew I'm crazy. Everyone knows I'm crazy.

Today was absolutely completely awesome. I woke up just after noon and was informed approximately twenty seconds after I woke up that I wasn't allowed online until I finished Jane Eyre. I hate Jane freaking Eyre with a burning passion. There was no way that I was going to waste the rest of my break reading that stupid book, so I read the summaries online. I finished in about an hour and enjoyed it much more than I would have enjoyed reading the book. I absolutely love reading, but only when its interesting. Jane-oh-my-Carlisle-so-freaking-boring-Eyre is not interesting.

After I finished reading I went to get ready to go to the movies. I went with Dad to see Sweeney Todd. It was absolutely fantastic. It was kind of gory, but completely worth it. Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter really rocked, and all of the other actors were amazing as well. It was a little distracting because the cast was made up of actors that I've actually heard of. It was like Jack Sparrow, Borat, Bellatrix Lestrange, Serverus Snape, and Peter Pettigrew instead of the actual characters. And, of course, I was looking for people for the Twilight movie as well. I decided that Jamie Campbell Bower could very easily be Jasper, and Helena Bonham Carter could be Victoria if they straightened her hair. Think about it, people.

After the movie Dad and I went to Borders. We got coffee -because it was like 6:30 PM, about damn time for some coffee- and looked at books. Well, he looked and I texted Shaine and Laura. He ended up getting some outdoors-y book and making fun of a guy with long hair. (Not to the guy's face, of course.) In the guy's defense, it was a really pretty color. Haha.

When we got home I ate and got online, and here we are. I only have two more days until school's back in session, and I'm mildly terrified. I don't really know why, but I am. Probably because so far there's no one I know in the third and fourth period classes. Here's my schedule:

1. Honors English - Coach Rice
2. Art I - Mr. Shinn
3. Contemporary Issues - Ms. Biechler
4. Spanish I - Ms. Hess

Anyone have classes with me? Let me know.

Uhh..I think that's about it. Sorry for the short post. I'll get to those elaborations soon, promise. Peace, loves.

xo
Helen

Merry Christmas!

"Here, this one's for Helen."
"Did you get me Edward Cullen in a box?!"

Haha. I love Christmas! I didn't get Edward Cullen in a box, but I did get Twilight and New Moon in hardback so I can't destroy them. Did I mention I love Christmas?

Ben woke me up at about 6:30, pretty good considering the fact that sign I put on my door last night said 7:00. Usually its 5:30ish and then an hour of waiting for my parents to wake up. So he woke me up -a lot nicer than Chip or Josh would have, I might add, they would have jumped on me- and I went to fix my hair and put on some makeup before going upstairs. When I got upstairs I didn't even look at the tree, I went straight for the coffee. Dad laughed and said it was understandable. I was done with the coffee before we were halfway through with the presents. I am so not a morning person.

After presents my brothers went to go set up their new Wii and I got more coffee. I was awake by this point, and really into the whole Christmas thing. Mom told me about how she tracked down my impossible to find lipgloss, and it was hilarious. Apparently she went into Bath and Body Works to find it and some gay guy helped her. (Hmm..I wonder if it was Scottie.) He was wearing pink lipstick and going on and on about how amazing this lipgloss is. He helped Mom find it, actually using the phrase "Oh, honey" in the process. Ha! I love gay guys. For seriously. I want one. Oh, Scottie....

Since then we've just been hanging out. Every year Mom makes cinnamon rolls -the real ones that I was supposed to bring Shaine after Thanksgiving- and this year they are ah-mashing. For seriously, I don't know how she does it, but they are awesome. Oh, did I mention that Mom is the best cook in like the whole world? She really is. If you don't believe me come over for pasta sometime.

We're going to my grandparents' house around one. That'll be really cool, I love it when my whole family gets together. Its really really really really loud with the six little kids (yeah, I'm the oldest of the seven grandchildren) running around, but its fun.

Since I'm going to be adding stuff to this all day I'm going to break it up into sections. So far is section one, 6:30 - 10:57. Peace, loves.

***

Here goes part two.. 12:36 PM.

I just got to my grandparents' house. My Aunt Jen and Uncle Dave are here, along with my grandparents and my great grandmother. My other aunt and younger cousins aren't here yet, so we can't open presents for a while. I've been instructed to hide the computer mouse when she arrives, so this might be the last update until tonight when I get home.

After the last update I got ready to go and sent my Myspace friends pretty 'Merry Christmas' comments. If you didn't get one I obviously don't love you.

ADD sidenote: I absolutely love my grandparents' keyboard. It doesn't make as much noise as mine does. Must remember to get one so Dad will let me stay on the computer later. He always complains that I keep him up banging on the keyboard.

Everyone looks like really good. I mean, I know you're supposed to on holidays, but its a new thing for my brothers. They're all wearing button-down shirts and they look really nice. I think they may have bathed, too, but I won't get my hopes up. I think I look pretty good. I'm wearing a pink sweater that Santa brought me. While I was getting ready I realized that I've worn a pink sweater on Christmas for the last three years. I'll try to find pictures, but I might not post them. I had really bad hair from the time I was eleven to this year. (I finally have it under control now, though, which is kind of laughable if you've seen my hair.)

Ok, so its 12:46 now and I think I'm going to go socialize with my family now. Maybe my uncle will tease me about my big nose again..Ha! I love my crazy family. Peace, loves.

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Part three: 2:11 PM

Just got done with presents. It was actually pretty pleasant, no drama. Some screaming, but no drama. I sat with Aunt Jen -who I have decided is really awesome- and laughed as Dad and Uncle Dave passed out presents at a painfully slow pace just to annoy Aunt Reetie. Man, my family totally rocks.

ADD sidenote: There may be some typos in here until I get home. My internet has a built in spell checker, which I rely on desperately, and my grandparents' doesn't. Bear with me if I sound completely stupid. lol.

After the last post I went and hung out with the relatives and ate cookies. My grandmother -Nonnie- made about thirty thousand cookies, and I plan to eat at least twelve thousand before the day is out. I talked with Aunt Jen about all the cool stuff she does. (I really don't know her that well because she and Uncle Dave only got married two years ago and I've only seen them a handful of times since then.)

Turns out that the place where she works caters for What Not To Wear when they're in New York. How cool is that? She said that Stacy and Clinton are really low maintenance when it comes to their food, and she assumes that they're pretty laid back in real life. Clinton, maybe, but I for seriously doubt that Stacy is. I mean, have you seen her show? She's like a total betch! (A really really awesome betch, but a betch all the same.) I tried to explain this without using the word 'betch' or any variation, so I don't think I actually made my point, but whatev. They also cater the Baby Phat fashion shows. All I know about Baby Phat is that Kimora Lee Simmons was a guest judge on America's Next Top Model a few times, but that's still pretty cool. Not as cool as What Not To wear, but still pretty cool.

A little after that Aunt Reetie showed up and we started opening presents. Dad and Uncle Dave played Santa this year, and it was really funny. I think its so cool how over time brothers-in-law can become brothers, because you -or at least I- can totally tell how well they get along. They were absolutely hilarious, and with my Aunt Reetie here it will be insanely hilarious. I love it when my family is all together. For seriously, if you saw us all together for just ten minutes you would know where I get it. ('It' being my outstanding sense of humor, big nose, and bigger ego.)

Like I said before, we just got done with presents and now I am like starving to death. Its 2:24 and we're eating in an hour, but I don't know if I can make it that long. I think I'm going to get some cookies and get verbally abused by my 'loving' relatives. =p Peace, loves.

***

3:05 PM

Gahhh. They're cooking very slowly and it is NOT fun. So question: Is anyone reading this as I post like a crazy person? Haha. If you are leave a comment so I know.

In the like forty minutes since I left you I have done basically nothing. I ate some cookies and listened to Mom, Uncle Dave, and Aunt Reetie talk about the time Mom tried to crucify Uncle Dave. No, I'm not kidding. When they were kids Mom tried to nail him to a tree, and he has a scar on his foot from it. This was after Mom left him out in the snow when he was a baby. I don't think Mom much liked the idea of younger siblings. (Ha! I took it a lot better than she did, I just complain a lot. JK. I love my little brothers more than anything, even if they are annoying.) Its pretty funny because when Uncle Dave got bigger he got revenge. Once he put her on top of the refrigerator and wouldn't let her down for hours, and once he hung her by her belt loop on the security lock thing in a hotel. I'm thinking that my parents should be thankful that I only yell at my brothers..I could hang them by their toes off the back porch. Hmm...That's an idea. Maybe Uncle Dave will help.

So are y'all having good Christmas? I definitely am, and will continue right about...Now. Its 3:12 I'm going to go -er- patiently wait for the food to be ready. Peace, loves.

PS- Its technically a white Christmas. Its raining and sleeting and snowing a little. Ha! That's Tennessee for you. We like never get snow. For seriously! I've been out of school for more rain days than snow days. Ridiculous.

***

4:09 PM

OMG, I'm like totally stuffed. I think we may have a problem, how the hell am I going to eat pie?! Haha. I just laughed out loud at all the morons who think I'm anorexic.

So dinner was awesome. Like for seriously, my family is made up of amazing cooks. The conversation was better, though. My family temporarily moved the spotlight from me -because obviously its always on me- to my brother Chip and his inablity to stop laughing. Its really amusing. If you tell him something funny he just can't stop. And if you tell him something not so funny he can't stop. It reminds me of Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Not the crappy movie, but the book. "Must...Not...Look..Like a....Baboon's backside!!!" (It was close to that, at least. If you've read the book you get it.) So Uncle Dave and Aunt Reetie picked on him for a while, and then the spotlight came back to me and we talked about how charming I was when I was little.

See, Aunt Jen asked how Chip (whose real name is Phillip) got his nickname, and I explained that when he was born I was obsessed with Beauty and the Beast. Phillip became Chip the cup, Mom was Mrs. Potts, Dad was the beast, and I was Belle. So apparently one time when I was like three I was over here with Nonnie and Aunt Reetie and a friend of Aunt Reetie's came to pick her up. I answered the door and I said, "I'm Belle the girl in the castle, who the hell are you?" Ha! I was such a cool little kid, Aunt Reetie's friend even said so.

So now with that charming little anecdote finished, I'm going to have some coffee and pie. Its like 4:19, so I say its time for pie. Talk to you soon. Peace, loves.

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6:29 PM

Just got home. Did you miss me? The pie was amazing, I'm never eating again. Or until tomorrow morning, whichever comes first. After dessert I listened to my aunts and uncle talk in depth about hair products (not joking) and then sat in the living room with everyone and we just hung out. My younger cousins and my youngest brother kept jumping all over Uncle Dave and it was pretty funny. One of my cousins obviously just got new feet, because he was falling all night long. Not even kidding. It was hilarious.

So all in all it was an amazing Christmas. If I hadn't mentioned it before, I love having all of my family here. We're all -all being the fifteen of us- going to have a family portrait taken tomorrow. That will be interesting. I wonder who's going to end up in a headlock this time. =p

Well, I think that's about it. I hope everyone had a great day and got to spend some quality time with their families. Its 6:38 and Dad's kicking me off here in about five minutes, and I have to talk to some people on Myspace, so I'll talk to you tomorrow. Peace, loves.

xo
Helen

Hyper Music

..."You wanted for more than I was worth
And you think I was scared
And you needed proof
Who really cares anymore?
Who restrains?

You know I don't love you and I never did
I don't want you and I never will..."
-Muse, Hyper Music

Totally for seriously in love with that band right now. I just finished putting together my Muse playlist, which I would love to be listening to right now, but the dimwits at ProjectPlaylist.com are having some server errors or something, so I can't get to it. (In the immortal words of Gregory House: "You idiots!") Click here to see my translation of their error message. Hahahahaha. I amuse myself to no end. (Yeah, I just realized that that was really stupid, but I don't really care.)

Its Thursday morning now and I am miserable. Ok, maybe that is a bit dramatic, but I do have a cold and I think I sound like a man when I speak. Maybe the guys will take me seriously now. Or not. Yesterday was pretty much awesome, well, most of it.

I killed Kermit. Well, he was actually already dead (and vacuum sealed in a plastic bag) when Taylor and I got him, but I mutilated him. I was completely disgusted, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. First we had to cut up the side of his mouth and break his jaw to look at his tongue and stuff. Not cool, man. We couldn't get it open, so we just gave up. (Oh, yeah, we're saying it was a 'him' because we couldn't tell the sex because the boy parts are in the mouth and we couldn't find the girl parts.) After that we had to cut him open down the middle. Not cool, man! My teacher was all, "Put the scissors in between his legs and cut all the way up across his stomach up to his mouth." At that point, despite the wretched smell and dead frog sitting in front of me, all I could think was 'Oh. My. God. I have to tell Destinie about this.' (See how much I love you, Destinie??) Once we cut his skin we had to cut through a layer of muscle and then we got to the organs. It was nasty. we couldn't find the heart, just a bunch of black stuff. We decided that Juicy (named for the frog juice that came out of the bag with him) must have been a very mean frog. Other than that we found everything. The spleen/liver/whatever we decided it was like squished stuff out when I poked it, and then I accidentally sent a piece of frog muscle flying at Alicia.

ADD sidenote: Helen wants a vampire for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!

After the flying frog incident we poked around Juicy's insides for a while and then cleaned up. The whole experience wasn't too bad until I left class. In spite of the hardcore hand washing, hand sanitizer, and lotion, my hands still smelled like latex and frogs for the rest of the day. Not cool, man. There is no way that I will ever take Biology again. I think I have to do chemistry next year. Oh, joy. Hazardous chemicals to play with. Can't wait.

My Honors History final sucked. I think I did well, but I was terribly nervous and couldn't remember the difference between the Chinese dynasties. They all sound like side dishes to me. (Just kidding, that was really bad.) I am so glad to be done with that class. It was fun, but there was a lot of stuff that I just didn't get and it made me feel stupid. And if anyone had noticed, I have an ego the size of Jupiter and feeling stupid is horrible.

Before the test almost everyone was studying like mad. I was trying to study with Brianna (the smartest person from that class, for seriously, she read eighteen chapters in the textbook the night before the test) but Scott ran up and screamed, "Abraham Lincoln!" And after that I was distracted so I talked to Matt.

ADD sidenote: Its Friday morning now and I'm about to leave again. The demon child -Josh- won a citizenship award at school and I'm going to see him get it.

Turns out that Matt has actually read my blog. I love it when people tell me they read it, it makes me feel important. It also reassures me that I'm not spending a ton of time writing this thing just for the sole purpose of making my parents think I'm crazy. (For seriously! Once Mom read it and said I have too much fun at school and she might have to home school me.) So he's been bugging me for like a week to watch these videos on YouTube, the Potter Puppet Pals. I haven't watched them yet, but I found the link. We talked about that for a while, and then we took the test. It was insanely terrifying, but I think I did ok.

ADD sidenote: I'm back! But I have been for hours, but I've been searching for Twilight icons.

After History we went to lunch, which was kind of a joke because no one ate. We all just ran around and screamed and took stupid pictures for 30 minutes. After 'lunch' we all had to go to third period. That's right, Algebra. Kayla and I were in there with Alexis, some jock, and Half Baked. I decided to try out my Christmas present from Kayla -makeup- on her. She looked totally amazing, but its not like she doesn't without it. I am like so jealous of her. If I don't wear makeup I look like a vampire, and not like Rosalie or the other sexy vampires from Twilight, one of the scary ugly vampires from old horror movies. Like ten seconds after I finished doing Kayla's makeup it was time to go watch the movie in the auditorium, so we said goodbye to Half Baked and left.

The movie was really weird. It was Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and it was mostly weird emo stuff and fights. The fights were amazing, though. Especially the one at the end where both of the ships were in the cyclone thing. Only bad thing was the incredibly cheesy part where Will and Elizabeth got married in the middle of the fight. It was nauseating. That might be because I absolutely despise romance. For seriously, if this chronic singleness thing goes on I may grow to resent Bella and Edward, which may or may not lead to the apocalypse.

ADD sidenote: (Yeah, I know, there are more of these than normal today.) I have taken my googableness to a whole new level! If you Google "Helen Rose nerd" this blog comes up. So for seriously, everyone should start posting links to my blog on their Myspaces and stuff. I'd love it if I was the first thing to come up when you Google "Helen Rose".

After the movie we had about five minutes before the bell, which I spent listening to Kelly tell me about the end of the movie, which we missed. Its the part where Will comes back to the island where he left Elizabeth and they have a kid and everything. What I want to know is why the hell she stayed on the island. Like for seriously! She was like, what, twenty and now she's stuck waiting on an island for ten years for Will to show up for one day? That's such bull. She should be out being the captain of a ship somewhere. I mean wasn't she like king of the pirates?

After school I did nothing, so lets move on to Thursday.

I woke up and got ready early so I could make muffins. I chose muffins because I told Kayla I'd bring snacks for the movie, and I couldn't find any really great snacks other than muffins. And because Liam Kyle Sullivan (AKA Kelly the Betch) made a video about muffins. And we all know how much I love Liam Kyle Sullivan.

As soon as I got to school I hung out with my peoples and then went to Algebra to take my final. It actually wasn't horrible. I knew how to do everything but the stuff that we've done over the last week (because for the last week I've been really distracted so I've taken to asking Eric to 'help' me with the work) and I think I did pretty well. When we finished we (me, Eric, Kayla, and Ben) had a few minutes before the bell, which we took to talk about how awesome it was that there is a good possibility that we will never have to go into Half Baked's room ever again. This semester really rocked in there. I met a best friend (Bella, of course) and learned how to do all kinds of algebraic stuff. (But I'm more excited about the first one.)

Right after Algebra I went to take my Gym final. Before we took the test Ashlie kicked Nick in the nuts and he cried. Ok, for seriously, can it hurt that bad? I really don't think it can. Anyhow, we laughed at him. A lot. And then the test started. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Most of the questions were basically common sense. (Like the one that asked how many hands you should use to catch a football.) It was really hilarious because during the test we were in the new commons all spread out and Kelly kept popping her gum, which really ticked off Coach Creepy. While he was yelling at her someone across the room popped their gum, then someone on the other side of the room popped their gum, and so on and so forth. It was absolutely hilarious. When Coach got far enough away from me I popped mine really loud, and he accused Destinie of doing it. I felt bad because she's like one of my best friends, but she didn't get in trouble so now its just hilarious.

After the final we had to hang out in the gym for like ever. After about twenty minutes the bell rang and everyone who was going home early left, and I was left with Kelly. We screamed and ran around and pretended to fight a few times. While we were lying on the floor in the middle of the gym one of her friends came in and asked us if we were drunk. We said no, but then we took turns trying on his glasses and it felt like we were drunk. I have decided that I look really cool with glasses. Haha. At lunch I borrowed Laura's and took a pic. What do you think? Completes the nerd image, doesn't it?

After lunch we had to go to first period for a while. I hung out with Kiki and Beth and some weird guy and took some emo pictures. One of them is my default on Myspace now. Everyone says its all depressing and stuff, but I really like it. After the emoness we went downstairs to watch the movie. It was National Treasure, which really sucked for two reasons. 1. I've seen it at least ten times. 2. Even though we tried really really hard, Kayla and I could hardly make anything about it dirty. Maybe Destinie could have done it..

After school I hung out with Rhiannon and Cory until my bus came. We ate the rest of the muffins and just acted cool. We're really good at that. There were only like five people left by the time my bus came, which was really odd considering that there's usually at least a hundred. When I got on the bus I got out my iPod and listened to my emo music -because that's basically all I have on there because I haven't gotten new music yet- until I got home. When I got home I got online, of course, and did some stuff.

Now its 12:40 on Saturday morning and I'm finally finishing this. Sorry its taken me so long, I really do think I have ADD. I can't concentrate on this damn thing for more than like ten minutes, or until something shiny comes along. I'll post about Friday tomorrow, well, later today, or whenever I get a chance. Be sure to copy the code for the banner (located above the family/friends bios) and post it on your Myspace, Facebook, blog, ect. I really want to get some more readers. Peace, loves.

xo
Helen

I Can't Stay Away

"I think someone's trying to show us a sign
That even if we thought it would last
The moment would pass
My bones will break and my heart would give

And I remember the day when you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
And I remember the time when you left for Santa Monica
And I remember the day you told me it's over....."
-Theory of a Deadman, Santa Monica

Totally love that song. I heard it on someone's profile and now I'm in love with it. See how easily I fall in love? It might seem terribly romantic, but for seriously, its really not a good thing.

So I didn't post yesterday because I basically passed out from exhaustion at six and slept until five this morning. That was good, I think, because I've had like no sleep all week. I think everyone can tell, too, because my hands are shaking more than normal due to the more than normal amounts of coffee I've been drinking. Yes, I do have a problem. Yes, I should probably switch to herbal tea or something. No, I'm not going to change anything.

So yesterday...Pretty cool day, actually. I'll try to keep it brief. Partly because I have a ton of stuff from today to talk about, but mostly because I slept for eleven hours and I don't remember most of yesterday.

Biology was actually pretty good yesterday, well, compared to today. Yesterday we took notes on the starfish that we dissected today. (Starfish sex..Eww!) More on that later. After we were done with the notes we watched Finding Nemo. No joke. I absolutely love that movie. I love to watch it with Josh. Its our favorite movie after The Wizard of Oz.

In History we discussed the genius/pervertedness of Shakespeare. Actually, we talked about the Renaissance, but Shakespeare was in there for a second. That's not what I really want to write about, though. We read a passage from Machiavelli's 'The Prince' and there were two quotes in there that I absolutely love.

"...For imagination has created many principalities and republics that have never been seen or known to have any real existence, for how we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. A man striving in every way to be good will meet his ruin among the greater number who are not good..."

Pretty freaking accurate, huh? One more:

"...For men in general judge more by the eye than the hand; all can see but few can feel. Everyone sees what you seem to be, few experience what you really are and these few do not dare to set themselves up against the opinion of the majority supported by the majesty of the state..."

Yeah, I know, supernerd. Blogging about Machiavelli, using 'blogging' as a verb, understanding that medieval gibberish...What a nerd. =p

Other than that History was boring. On my 'blogables' note I have the notes "DAM - Mothers Against Dyslexia" "He who dies with the most toys wins" and "Plato/Playdough". Its an honors class, I swear.

That's the end of my blogables notes from yesterday, so lets see how much I can remember by myself..

In Algebra we found a really nauseating love note on the floor. I won't subject you to the whole thing, but here's a passage: "Baby I feel the same way towards u when u told me 'of course we will be together forever,' I know we will be we are so perfect for each other, u think?" And on and on like that. It would be really sweet if he didn't go on to say that even though they'd only known each other for a while he thinks they're soulmates, yadda yadda yadda. Eric and I think that he's just trying to get in her pants.

Lunch was uneventful. Boys are gross. Can't wait until Kayla gets back. Gym was boring. We had a sub again, so I sat out with Destinie and she psychoanalyzed me again. We, and Laura, have decided that my heroin addiction problem will be solved when I talk to it and get closure. Yeah. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

When I got home I talked to some people online for a while, but around six I just gave up and went to bed. I woke up at five this morning and did my morning stuff then went to school. When I got there Laura met me when as I got off the bus. I hung out with her, Scott, Cassie, Shaine, Nichole, and everyone for a minute and then I went to Biology. Scottie stalked me all the way upstairs. He's really starting to get annoying.

In Biology we dissected the starfish. It was absolutely completely disgusting. I almost threw up, and Beth did throw up. We had to cut off the end of one of the arms, slice it up the side and then peel off the top and examine the mushy insides. I felt like I was mutilating Patrick! Not cool, man! And it smelled like rotting pumpkins. Completely nasty. I still want to be a doctor, though. I don't think people smell like rotting pumpkins, and their insides are more interesting. Oh yeah, here's a pic to sum up my starfish dissection experience. We're doing frogs on Tuesday. Oh, joy.

History was one insane religious item after another. It started with notes on the Protestant reformation and Martin Luther's position on the sacraments. That segwayed into a discussion on transubstantiation and the possible negative ramifications of taking spray cheese with you to communion. We decided that its probably blasphemy, but it was still fun to think about. I could totally see Scott and Seth doing that. Not that Scott would actually make it to communion, he'd burst into flames upon entering the church. Yeah, the great atheist was saying "There is no God" in my ear all through class. Its completely obnoxious. He has the right to express his opinions, but he doesn't have to constantly bash my faith.

Oh yeah, my faith, haha. I'm a bad Catholic because I read Harry Potter. Actually, I'm a bad Catholic anyhow because even though I was baptized Catholic I haven't been in a Catholic church in years. Oh well. If not going to church will send me to hell, I'd rather be down there with Socrates, JK Rowling, and all the other heretics. Ok, well while I'm on this topic, I may as well tell you about my theory.

Before I start you have to realize that this was just an idea that popped into my head. I don't believe it, I just thought of it. (Can you get excommunicated for thinking something?) So: What if Christianity is just an elaborate joke? I mean, you can't deny that Jesus existed, but what if he was just a bored teenager that wanted to trick some people into believing he was the savior? Maybe he just really didn't like Judaism, or maybe he was just really self centered and wanted a religion based around him. Think about it, people. He could have been pretty deep into the oracle reading herbs that the ancient Greeks used. (Only the nerds in my History class will get that one.) Ok, enough heresy for one night. I've got about three hundred 'Hail Mary's' left for the Harry Potter thing.

After that History was boring. I bashed Scott's head into a wall (but I had a good reason) and had a very interesting conversation with Matt about killing the pope. Our teacher said that since the pope is the basically leading religious authority in the world no one in their right mind would kill him. Well Matt -the ultimate nerd, he reads Star Wars books and everything- said that you'd have to be right handed to kill the pope. I got it immediately, but no one else did. You know, right side of the brain controls the left side of the body and vice versa, so you'd have to be in your left mind, not in your right, therefore not using your left hand, to kill the pope. That was pretty freaking awesome.

Nothing truly interesting happened during activity period. Some chick passed out in the hallway and we watched Rent-A-Cop Randy run over to her. It was bad that the chick passed out, but man, it was hilarious watching that fat cop run. I don't get why there are fat cops, I mean, aren't they supposed to be able to chase down suspects and stuff? Makes no damn sense. After that we went back to class and we got our research papers back. I actually did ok. I'm terribly excited about it, but I'm not going to show it externally until I know that my teacher didn't accidentally mess up my grade.

I am SO glad that Kayla is coming back tomorrow. For seriously, I love Eric and Ben to death, but they are really getting on my nerves. We took a test today. I actually understood 99% of it, and the other 1% Alexis explained to me after lunch, so I think I did pretty well. Nothing happened other than that. Kayla promised me a really awesome day in there tomorrow since she's been out all week. I can't wait!

At lunch I introduced the guys to the insanity that is the female process of finding out if one of them is interested. Its a crazy process, too. See, Laura likes this guy that I sit with, so I was asking him what he thought of her while simultaneously texting his answers to Laura. Shaine tried to get in on it, too, but mostly he was just harassing the other guy.

Gym was lame. What else is new? Kelly and I danced in the rain and sang Taylor Swift. Its actually pretty interesting when Kelly and I sing, because usually we can't harmonize for anything, but sometimes we sound really amazing. That's all that happened in gym. After school I hung out with everyone then went home. While I was on the bus I decided that I really need some music on my iPod. Maybe I'll get the new Veronicas CD tomorrow...

When I got home I got online and talked to some people. A bunch of people weren't online because of the chorus concert. I wanted to go, but Dad was busy condemning himself to Italian hell (no, no one is supposed to understand that) and Mom couldn't drive me, so I stayed home and talked to Laura. I love that crazy chick. Yesterday -yeah, its Friday morning now. It takes me forever to write a blog- morning we decided that we were going to run away to Forks and stalk Edward. I pointed out that it wouldn't be too much fun because Alice would know we were stalking him, so Laura said that we should kill Alice. BLASPHEMY!!! You can't kill Alice. No, no, NO!! Then Jasper would kill us and Edward would hate us and it would be horrible!!! Haha. I'm way too obsessed with this book. I need help.

I stayed up doing pretty much nothing last night and crashed around 12:30. Today is going to kick ass! Kayla's coming back, finally, plus I'm babysitting tonight then going ice skating with everyone tomorrow. Since -I hope- anyone reading this is actually one of my friends and not a stalker, you're invited. We're going at the Icearuim in Farragut from four to six tomorrow. Let me know if you can make it!

So I suppose that's all. I have to go eat and get ready for school and all that..Gag. Only one more week, and its not even a full week! Yay! I'm planning on giving everyone their Christmas presents on Monday, but thats only if the stuff I ordered gets here before then. Peace, loves.

xo
Helen

Hardfreakingcore

Hey everyone! Sorry I couldn't post yesterday, but trust me, nothing really great happened. I'll try to make it brief.

Biology was boring. I spent the first half of the class taking a practice Gateway test and the other half listening to my iPod and trying not to fall asleep. After Biology I went to go take the Algebra Gateway. It was pretty easy, but it was kind of hard to pay attention to the test when the parabola questions came up. (Click here if you have no idea what I'm talking about.) After I finished the test I read Jane Eyre. Gag. Charlotte Brontë must have been a very tortured woman.

After that I went to Algebra. We talked and got yelled at until lunch. Lunch was interesting. It started with me wondering how I ended up as one of the guys, and ended with one of my friends who hasn't talked to me in a month randomly talking to me. It freaked me out a bit, to be perfectly honest. I was completely content with him ignoring me, but whatever. Maybe I'll let Eric sit on him or something. After the weirdness I went back to Algebra and talked, even though Half Baked gave us an assignment. Whatever. Thank God there are only three more weeks in that class. I don't think I could take much more than that.

Then to Gym, where I sat out and watched. It was boring. Coach Creepy was all, "Helen Rooooooooooooooose. You're my heartthrob, Helen Roooooooooose." Ugh, disturbing much? I totally hate him. After Gym I went outside and hung out with Scott and everyone. Me, Scott, and Emily took some pictures. (Pic 1, pic 2.) I think we look like vampires in the second one.. When I got home I was online for like ten seconds and then we went to my grandparents' house for my cousin Parker's birthday. Nothing truly interesting to report there. We hung out and most of the little kids ended up with cake on their faces. When we got home my parents wouldn't let me online, so I went downstairs and watched a rerun of House and then the new SVU and went to sleep. Very interesting day, huh?

Today wasn't much more interesting.

In Biology we went over the practice test we took yesterday. I spend most of the time finishing my History homework. My Biology teacher's obsession with animal sex continues. Today it was clown fish sex. That's right. Clown fish. Like Nemo. (Gahh, I love that movie.) That chick is just odd. The Biology Gateway is tomorrow. Gag. Not only is it another huge scary test, its another day of History -ie my hardest class- that I'll miss. Its ridiculous.

History was hilarious. Matt took Scott's seat and I had to beat him up. It didn't work, so Scott sat in Katharine's seat and annoyed me. We took notes on the Medieval church the whole time. We were talking about the popes and stuff, and someone asked if there had ever been a female pope. There actually has. She dressed up as a man and was the pope for a few years. Then Seth was like, "Well how come no one noticed? Its got to be hard to dress up like a man." And I came back with, "It can't be that hard, Scott does it." It was absolutely hilarious. Even my teacher thought so. After notes we were supposed to be working on our unit definitions and stuff, but we spent pretty much the whole time talking about the weird nerdy hand gesture from Star Trek. It was the nerdiest thing since Seth said "Lets Spock it up" last week. After that we spent the rest of the class talking about Harry Potter and deciding who would be in which house. Scottie's in Hufflepuff and I'm in Ravenclaw. We're so hardfreakingcore. (Another new word. I'm going to start writing a dictionary.)

Algebra was boring. We were supposed to be finishing the assignment that we started yesterday, but we just spent the whole time talking. At the beginning of class I put on Eric's sweatshirt. It was like a dress and a comforter all in one. It was really cozy, but it smelled weird, so I took it off. lol. I kind of wish we had gotten a picture. I would have, but Abbey and Alexis had my phone all through class. They're hating on someone...I should demand details.

Lunch was funnn. Well, for Eric, Shaine, Ben, and the other guys. Kayla and I just felt violated. All the guys decided that it would be fun to try to throw things down our shirts, so they tried all through lunch. They didn't succeed. We're too awesome to let that happen. Darrel told me that some chuck is talking about me. Apparently she hates me because I wear stripper shoes with socks and she hates my hair. News flash: I hate my hair, too. People like that really bug me, though. Its like their own lives are so boring and pathetic that they feel like they have to talk about other people for something to do. Damn. Take piano lessons or something.

During lunch I saw Emily B. coming into the commons, so I ran up to her and did the really over exaggerated "OMG I haven't seen you in 20 years" (even though I actually saw you this morning) hug thing that we always do. She gives the best hugs in the world, I mean it. They're freaking amazing. Anyhow, we were doing this, and the evil teacher that sits outside the girls' bathroom during third lunch was like "Ok, girls, that's enough." What the heck?!?!?!? I can't hug my friends? When did that happen? I think she's just bitter because she wishes a cute girl like Emily would hug her like that.

After that minor drama Eric and everyone wanted to go walk around and hang out upstairs, but I didn't, so they were going to leave me with Emily W. and Sarah, until someone suggested that Eric pick me up. Not cool, man. He did it and started to walk out of the commons, but I started screaming so he put me down. Ha! I win. Then the bell rang and we went upstairs. We hung out until we were almost late, and then went back to class.

We actually did some of the assignment, but mostly I drew on my notebook and Kayla and I tried to see things in our suckers again. Mine was a squirrel and hers was a heart. Completely adorable. I would have taken a picture, but someone still had my phone, so I couldn't. Whatev. I'll take one tomorrow.

Gym was gay with a capital B. I was like strangely emo for some reason and Coach Creepy wouldn't let me play volleyball because I forgot my gym pants. So I sat out with all of the other PO'd girls that he made sit out. Sexist pig. He never makes the guys sit out. I hate him. I hope he gets a papercut. So while all this was happening I was talking to Kelly and Emily about that chick that was talking about me, and Ashlie ran up and was all "Are you talking about me?!" and I said, "Wow. You're the most self-centered person I've ever met." (Which isn't actually true, Shayne is the most self-centered person I've ever met, but Ashlie was definitely the most self-centered person in the gym.) So now Ashlie is all pissed off at me. Whatever. She's a manipulative self-centered witch. (Yeah, my mom said I can't swear on here anymore, so just use your imagination.) She gets mad at me over something stupid every two weeks like clockwork and then tries to turn Emily against me. Its really immature, so I just let it blow over and hang out with Destinie. Its actually kind of amusing now that I think about it.

After school I hung out with Scott and everyone. It was absolutely freezing and no one got arrested today, so it was kind of boring. The bus ride was pure torture. Some idiot had their window down and it was like freaking Antarctica. It totally sucked. I listened to The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and fell asleep. lol. I have to admit, though, the last song from "Don't You Fake It" still depresses me. Maybe one day I'll get over all of that drama. Its old news, but it still bugs me sometimes.

When I got home I got online and I haven't been off since. I have a problem. Everyone should start sending me contact information for support groups or internet rehab or something. If you could find an Edward Cullen recovery program while you're at it, that would be pretty cool.

So now I'm listening to The Veronicas and contemplating buying their new album with my allowance tomorrow. Seriously, they are so definitely on my top five favorite bands/artists. The other four are The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, U2, Avril Lavigne, and Nickelback. I listen to just about everything, though. Everything buy whiny country, that is.

I think that's about it. I might post a story I'm working on later, but I don't know if I really want to make that public quite yet. Maybe I'll post it on my myspace blog. I'll figure it out. I'm still working on my Carrie Bradshaw epiphany, but I probably won't finish it until after finals and everything. Stay tuned. Peace, loves.

xo
Helen

Catching Up

Heyy everyone. Sorry I didn't post anything yesterday. I was totally going to, but then Dad kicked me off the computer and I went downstairs to talk to Laura and then watch 'Fashionably Late'. I fell asleep halfway through it and slept for fourteen hours. I'm glad I did, though. I feel like I've made up for the five hours a night of sleep I got all week. So here's a superblog (another new word. I should start making a list.) for you.

Yesterday = amazing.

I spent all of Biology going over some practice Gateway test and then texting Mom. I had to ask her if the word 'blastula' sounded dirty to her. (My spell checker is telling me that 'blastula' isn't a word, but it is. It was in my Biology book and everything.) Other than that it was boring. My teacher tried to stress the importance of the Gateway exam, because apparently knowing you have to pass it to get out of high school isn't enough incentive to show up. I'm not too worried, though. Even if I get a zero on the test I'll have an eighty one in the class, which is passing. I won't get a zero, though. I'm too nerdy for that.

History was stressful. It started with turning in my paper, that I was extremely proud of, and then getting back the rough draft that my teacher had been nice enough to look over for me -which I had forgotten to pick up Thursday afternoon- with mistakes pointed out all over it. Then we got our grade sheets for the unit we had just finished, and my grade was like a 'D' because she had never given me my makeup work from when I was sick a few weeks ago. That was more fun than, well, dying. After that we discussed Napoleon's height and debated the self esteem issues of Pepin the Short. We concluded that his self esteem couldn't possibly be as bad as Charles the Bald's.

Algebra was hilarious. It started with Kayla spilling Dr. Pepper all over the floor and ended with me and Kayla seeing beavers and Emmett Cullen in our suckers. In between we tried to keep straight faces while Half Baked acted like the ex-hippie she is. I'm SO glad that Kayla and I have that class together, she is SOOOOO much fun! We have Honors English and Art together next semester. I totally pity our teachers..

Lunch was awesomely awesome. Kayla sat with Eric, Ben, Shaine and me and we planned our road trip. Kayla has been planning to go on a road trip since before I met her, and when we found out that Forks is a real place I invited myself to go with her as long as we make a stop there. So now our list of stops we must make includes Forks, Canada, and some other places that I forgot. Anyhow, we've decided that after we graduate on almost the last day of school (this will be in 2011) of our senior year, we're going to run through the hallways of the school in bikinis and then run out the doors to our hippie van in which Eric will be waiting to drive us away from Karns and on to the rest of our lives. Well, we'll probably stop at Sonic first, but after that we will head onward to Forks and the rest of our lives. We also decided that we're all going to go to Mardi Gras on Spring Break our senior year. I'm thinking that our Senior year will be awesome, that is, if Half Baked doesn't kill us first.

Gym was boring. Coach Creepy has an odd obsession with randomly saying my name. It really ticks me off. He'll randomly be like, "Helen Rose." Except he says it weird like, "Helen Rooooooose." You know, like, "Its levioooosa not leviosaaa." So he did this while we were outside. He was like, "Helen Roooooose." And I was like, "Coach Calineau. See? It works both ways, I can say your name, too." Everyone found that very amusing, but what else is new? I'm a very amusing person.

After school I hung out with Scott, Emily, Rhiannon and everyone and took pictures until my bus came. My phone was being ubergay, though, and I could only take a few. These are my favorites: pic one, pic two.

When I got home I wasted about four hours online. I talked to Shaine, Scott, Emily, and a ton of other people. Scott send me some hilarious Harry Potter icons:


After a while Laura called and we talked for two hours about nothing. I went downstairs to watch 'Fashionably Late' and fell asleep right before the segment about mustaches. Great fun. lol. I woke up at about three and turned the TV off and went back to sleep until twelve thirty this morning.

When I woke up I had a message from the people I babysit for, and after a little bit of phone tag I talked to them and I'm babysitting tomorrow. So naturally, I'll be shopping on Saturday. Anyone want to come with? Me and Laura want to hit the mall and see a movie.

After that I just hung out online for hours. No one was on from like noon to two, so I was extremely bored. Dad got home from the Oak Ridge parade around three and kicked me off the computer, so I just hung out. I texted Emily to see if she could come over. She asked me over to her house instead, so that's where I am now. So far we have hung out and talked about boys, had a few giggle fits, and recorded two videos of Emily laughing her ass off. I've posted them on YouTube and I'll put them up at the end of this post. She says she's going to hate me forever if they're actually on there, but I think she'll get over it.

So that's the past two days for me. Pretty interesting, I think. I'll definitely post the rest of my and Emily's craziness tomorrow, but for now I think we're going to listen to music and just chillax for a bit. Peace, loves.

xo
Helen

Emily Dancing


Emily Laughing

A.D.D.

So today, after the first terrible two minutes, rocked! Seriously. If I had the ability, I would have danced or something, it was just that cool.

Before anyone asks, and I know you want to ask: Yes, I broke up with Jonathan. No, I don't really want to tell you why. No, it was no great drama, it just didn't work out. Yes, I do go though guys really fast. Scott said I have 'Guy ADD'. I say that's about right. Its really terrible. Maybe I can get medication, like a guy that isn't a total bore for once. That could work. This all ties into my Carrie Bradshaw epiphany, which I'm still working on writing. I'll post it as soon as I can.

So after the breakup -the first terrible two minutes- I stole some of Laura's Starbucks and I was over it. (Yeah, I can be a little bit of a cold-hearted wench. Your point?) Then to Biology, BORING! Everyone was like totally obsessed with the fact that I dumped Jon. When did that happen? When did people start caring about my drama? I mean, I know I'm interesting and all, but come on..

The History test definitely jumped up off the paper and kicked my ass. Well, the essay did at least. It was a nightmare. I hate tests. After that we went to homeroom to get our report cards. They didn't have mine, so I had to wait until lunch when I could stop by guidance and get it.

Kayla wasn't at school today. =[ I had to endure Algebra without her. It was terrible. Not only did I have to pay attention, but Ben took Kayla's desk (on my right) and Eric was sitting in his desk (on my left) and they took turns poking me. I do not particularly enjoy being poked, especially when it makes me scream and everyone looks at me funny. Not cool.

I sat with Eric, Ben, Shaine, and everyone again today at lunch. Mostly because they had invaded my usual table and I had no choice. Leigh Ann was ready to kill them. She gets very defensive about our table. Anyhow, that was interesting enough. Eric has taken to searching through my purse and scaring all of his guy friends -the only girls are me and some chick that never talks- with tampons. Its incredibly immature, but completely hilarious. I told Kayla about it yesterday and we made up a whole bit about it. I'll let her blog about that one.

Gym was gay with a capital B. (The B is for Brandon, the gay guy I accidentally went out with a few months ago.) First, while we were going to the track and I was riding on Kelly's back -which I love to do, don't ask why, I just like being picked up and carried- Ashlie decided to be 'funny' to the point of sheer grodyness (new word) and take her sucker stick and put it down the back of my gym pants. I'm not even kidding. The chick is absolutely nuts. (She likes to spy on people when they're in the bathroom.) So we were all yelling and laughing when that happened, which spurred more yelling and laughing, and I notice this guy I used to know (I say that because he hasn't spoken to me for months, so screw him) in the parking lot like looking at us like we're crazy. Well, looking at me like I'm crazy. I am crazy, but still. I don't need any confirmations. So what did I do? I smiled and waved, of course. I will be such a great Bree Hodge wannabe someday.

So after that we got to the track area and Emily and I were running and skipping towards the actual track, and I totally wasn't paying attention and I ran into the latch thing that closes the fence. It hurt like hell and still does. So I swore and then went with Emily to make sure it wasn't bleeding. It wasn't, but it still looked gross. Its a huge scratch on my right thigh. We went back to the track and Coach Creepy almost said something to me about it -in front of the whole class- so I interrupted him with "You know what? That's the coolest thing I've ever done, so don't start!" Later he asked me if my leg was hurt, and I told him no, just my pride.

After gym I went outside and hung out with Scott, Destinie, and another Emily. (There are like 200 Emily's at Karns, no lie.) We took some of pics (pic 1, pic 2, pic 3) and laughed at some stuff. Rhiannon is speaking again. Turns out Shaine bet her she couldn't talk for like two days. I think she won. Then my bus came and I came home.

I've been online ever since. I've done some interesting stuff, too. I redesigned and updated the 'about me' on my myspace and made a really crappy 'New Moon' wallpaper. I'm redoing it tomorrow, because that's my favorite quote from that book, the wallpaper just didn't turn out well. Other than that, I did nothing. I really don't know how I am able to waste hours on the computer, but able I am. Maybe its just because I'm hardcore like that.

I talked to Laura for a while. She's awesome. Here's what she had to say after reading this blog page:
"Oh my God. That's the second best thing I've ever read."
"Second?! What's first?"
"The Twilight series."
"Oh, ok. Just making sure your priorities are in order."
Yeah, we know, we rock.

Oh yeah, I made something totally awesome. See, Scott and I have conversations through our myspace statuses, so since I finally figured out how to take screen shots, I've started saving them. Here are some from yesterday and today. Its like my own little comic strip.

So I guess that's all. I should probably get to bed, I'm going to be completely useless tomorrow. Oh well. You guys are worth mind numbing exhaustion. Peace, loves.

xo
Helen

Fire and Ice

So today...I wish I could make up a word that describes today. It was so completely terrible and wonderful that I don't even know where to begin. I guess I could begin at the beginning, even though it doesn't get very interesting until Biology. So lets skip ahead to Biology.

My Biology teacher has an unnatural obsession with small furry animal sex. I'm not even kidding. Last unit we were studying genetics and she kept saying things like, "So you get a little boy bunny and a little girl bunny, and they have little bunny sex..." but it has extended to guinea pigs, and now parrots. Yeah, parrots. Parrot sex. Good mental image, huh? So she has an unnatural obsession with bird sex, too. She's a scary lady. But not nearly as terrifying as my Algebra teacher. More on that later.

History was pretty cool. We got way off topic and ended up talking about Turkish currency because Brianna found about $4000 in her notebook. No lie. She found a 10,000-Turkish whatever bill in her notebook and its worth about $4000 US cash. All I ever find in my notebook is eraser shavings. Definitely not as pleasant as $4000. Other than that, History was boring. We have a huge test tomorrow that is guaranteed to jump off the paper and kick my ass. Oh well, guess I'll just have to do really well on the paper thats due Friday. Does anyone believe that I finished it today? I seriously did. Be proud.

Activity period isn't worth mentioning, it was cold and we made inappropriate jokes. Whoop-de-freaking-do.

Algebra was AMAZING! Half-Baked (the teacher) got really ticked off at us and did that 'mellow yelling' thing. Seriously. You can tell that she's like furious, but she's saying it in a really ex-hippie mellow borderline psychotic voice, and she's smiling. She really reminds me of a serial killer. She did that for about two minutes, and Kayla, Eric, and I were sitting with tears streaming down our faces and the sleeves of our jackets stuffed in our mouths. Kayla and I had to put our heads down to keep ourselves from laughing out loud. Eric did laugh out loud, which made me laugh out loud a little bit, which made it all funnier. After that Half-Baked left the room for a few minutes and when she got back she was writing something with a really scary look on her face. Kayla and I think she was putting us in her burn book, like in 'Mean Girls'. Man, it would be SO cool if all the girls at Karns got in a huge fight like in that movie.

Lunch was uneventful. I sat with Eric, Shaine, and Ben because at that point Emily was still mad at me, but it was kind of fun. Boys are gross, though. I'm glad I have girlfriends at school. We went upstairs before the bell and hung out in the locker bay. Ben stole one of my stripper shoes and I almost beat him to death with the other one. He took it like a man, though. He only cried a little.

Back to Algebra. I realized that I really should have paid more attention in third grade when we were learning times tables, because factoring is a pain in the ass if you aren't good at multiplication. Cortney and I took turns poking Eric, and then we took a picture. After that I abandoned all hope of finishing my work and helped Kayla find Forks on a map. We found it and jumped up and down a little. It was awesome!

Then to gym...Fun? I was sick of Emily being mad at me so I wrote her an apology on the wall in the locker room. Instant forgiveness. If its still there tomorrow I'll take a picture. One of the other Emily's, Kelly, Lindsey and I all wore pajamas for gym. It was awesome. We've decided to make every Wednesday and Friday PJ day in Gym, 'cause we're cool like that. I wore my pajamas home, 'cause I'm supercool like that.

After school was...interesting, and that is all that will be said. I'm sure Scott has told the entire Western hemisphere by now..

Nothing particularly interesting happened when I got home. Some drama aftershock and I worked on putting together the 'New Moon' playlist. I got all but seven songs, so I consider it a success. Stephenie Meyer is awesome. Seriously. Not only is she one of the greatest writers ever, she has great taste in music.

So I suppose that's about all, just a few random blogables real quick:
~When I was on the bus today like three people asked what my name is. Weird!
~Rhiannon has taken a vow of silence. Don't really know why..
~That's all!

xo
Helen

Stalkerism

"I'm obsessed with him, is there a word for that?"

"Stalkerism."

I love making up words.

Stalkerism's only meaning at this moment is Laura's obsession with her ex boyfriend, but I believe that stalkerism will be the area of expertise of Kayla and myself very soon. We're just special like that. We stalked some random hot guy at lunch today. It was amazing.

So my day: Boring yet exhilarating. All of my days seem to be that way recently. Odd. Anyhow..

Biology = Practice Gateway tests and boredom.

History = More notes on Islam and boredom.

Activity Period (aka the 15 minutes after second block when they tell everyone to walk around.) = Some drama, minute confession, slap fights, discovery of a very interesting corner. (Only Scott knows what I'm talking about.)

Algebra = I actually understood it. Amazing. Obsessed over Twilight with Kayla. What else is new?

Lunch = Talked to everyone. Don't remember what I said. It was probably hilarious.

Gym = Emily's mad at me. Oops. < /sarcasm > Coach Creepy is showing undeniable favoritism towards the blonds. I hate him. And them. Blonds only have more fun because pervy guys start staring and let them do whatever they want. More confessions.

Sorry I'm being so boring. I really don't get it. Tons of stuff happened today, but it felt like just a boring day. I had a whole list of blogables, too. (Yes, another made up word. A blogable is something that I see during the day that I want to blog about.)

I had a very Carrie Bradshaw moment today. You know, the "I couldn't help but wonder..." I'll try to work it into a suitable article and post it, no promises, though.

So I finally finished 'Eclipse' last night. It was amazing, but that was expected. I forgot to breathe a few times. That was expected, also. I loved it. I'd heard snippets from a few people -including "Edward nearly rapes Bella" from Kayla and "You won't want to wait for the next one" from Lindsey- and I was absolutely desperate to finish it last night. Just to clarify, Edward didn't rape Bella, he was just trying to demonstrate that she should keep her hands to herself because he could kill her. lol. So yeah, the Twilight books rock. I'll finally admit it: Twilight is better than Harry Potter. ::Dodges flying pocket protectors as my nerd friends throw them::

Grr. Daddy Dearest is making me get off. Just when things were getting interesting. Oh well. I'll be back tomorrow with some more interesting stories, loves, promise. Check out the video below to keep yourselves occupied. <3

xo
Helen

Just My Brand Of Heroin

Ah! Today was so - Blogable. Lets start at the beginning, I suppose..

Nothing happened in the beginning. There was an alarm going off at 5:30, a shower, and some leftover Algebra homework. Nothing terribly interesting. Left for school -clad in my new favorite sweater and Larua's stripper shoes- and it was raining. After making a quick comparison to the climate in Forks, Washington, I went to the bus and drove Chip crazy by singing along to my iPod.

When I got to school nothing worth mentioning happened. The bus was almost late, but I got to Biology with a few minutes to spare. Biology was a delightful surprise. My teacher lost the flash drive with our notes on it so we watched two videos. I read through both of them. The first was a generic boring film on the classification system (Kingdom, Phylum, ect.) but the second one held my attention for a few minutes.

It was about an Ebola epidemic somewhere in Africa. Like I said, it only held my attention for a few minutes. I went back to my book -'Eclipse', of course- and ended up smiling to myself as I read, and also as the narrator of the film described the horrible death endured with those who contracted the Ebola disease. I felt really bad about that for the rest of the day. I also decided that I really should only read the 'Twilight' books in the privacy of my bedroom, because, as I said before, Stephenie Meyer has a knack for making me laugh, cry, squeal, gasp, and completely forget to breathe. This would be utterly obnoxious if her characters weren't so addictive. They're just my brand of heroin. (Twilight joke, don't worry if you didn't get it.)

History was next, nothing too terribly exciting. We took notes on the spread of Islam in the 500-600's AD and concluded that Americans are Capitalist pigs. Nothing out of the ordinary. My teacher got slightly PO'd at us halfway through class because we were talking, but what did she expect? She got a group of nerds in a room with the basic structure of the Islamic faith, of course we're going to try to find loopholes to get out of Ramadan! For seriously. (Laura's phrase.) I'm not even kidding.

After History was activity period, again, nothing interesting. I walked around with Emily, Scott, Destinie, Sarah, and Veronica for a few minutes before retreating back to the classroom to read. Then I went to Algebra, and it was completely boring. For the first half of class the Crackhead went over this packet that was supposedly homework. Only thing is that it wasn't actually homework, we didn't have to turn it in and she gave us all the answers. This happens every single time I actually do my homework. So while she went over the answers I continued to read when I could, and wrote a note with Kayla (the theme was 'You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...' very entertaining. I'll post it sometime.) and constantly reminded Eric of his Betch status.

Halfway through Algebra we left for lunch. Same old, same old. Eric called me anorexic because I eat rice cakes, and we then concluded that if anyone's anorexic its Emily, then I got a sucker and read. Very calm. I mean, there was tons of stuff to laugh at -probably mostly Emily- but I really can't recall too much of it. Probably because I'm distracted by the book sitting downstairs that I'm almost done with.

Oh yeah, something really interesting did happen at lunch. We found, and stalked, Jacob Black. Ok, he's just a guy that Kayla and I don't know that looks just like we think Jacob Black should. We were going to take pictures, but then we remembered that we can actually be charged with stalking if we produce photographic evidence of our crime, so we settled for staring at him. He noticed, too. I don't know if that makes it more or less fun..

We got back to Algebra and did something with graphs. To be perfectly honest, I don't know what it was. Factoring, I think. That will be extremely helpful when I go to do my homework, I'm sure. I spent most of the time listening to Kayla talk about how she thinks she met a vampire at Six Flags. Not even kidding. She'll have to post that story, though, I'd probably forget the important details.

After Algebra was gym. Well, more like another reading period. I decided to forgo my gym apparel and read for the whole class. My gym teacher -who is a complete pervert, by the way- kept calling me a bookworm. I just stared at him blankly and said, "You say that like its a bad thing." When what I really wanted to say was, "Sorry to disappoint, I know you probably like them dumb. Stop looking at me you old fart." But I didn't. Sometimes I am genuinely surprised as to how I hold my tongue. I must have Cullen-like self control or something.

I saw Jon and everyone after school, and started reading again when I got on the bus. I'm truly shocked that I could do it, I usually get a monstrous headache when I read in a moving vehicle. Maybe I'm finally over that. When I got home I checked my myspace and had a snack, and quickly fled downstairs to read. I read until dinner time, then I ate and cleaned up, and now here I am.

You know that Cullen-like self control I think I have? Yeah, I have none left when it comes to this book, especially when I only have a few chapters left, so I think I'm going to have to leave you. I'll be back soon without a doubt, darlings. I'm a fast reader, and a great ranter.

xo
Helen

Its The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

So at this moment, I am the coolest thing I have ever thought of. Just kidding, but I am pretty pleased with myself for a few different reasons.

First, I finally finished putting together Stephenie Meyer's Twilight playlist using ProjectPlaylist.com, and now I'm listening to it through my myspace where I posted it. Its taken me forever to finish putting it together, mostly because the Linkin Park songs were nearly impossible to find, but I have finished it and I am very proud of myself. I listened to it like six times today. If anyone wants the codes, let me know and I'll send them to you.

Second, I made a wallpaper with my favorite quote from 'Eclipse'. Its awesome. Its the ribbon cover art from the book with the quote on it. I absolutely love it. I'm using it as my desktop wallpaper and considering using it as my myspace background. I shared this theory with Kaila (Kayla's equally Twilight-obsessed best friend) and she replied by asking me if I was maybe just a little obsessed. I am. But just a little.

Other than that nothing really happened today. Yesterday was pretty fun, though. Well, fun-ish. Mom, Fred, and I woke up at an ungodly hour to head downtown to the Fantasy of Trees where we sat for four hours making fun of fat people. Well, technically we were greeters, but seriously, we just sat there for four hours making fun of fat people. And, to make things even better, I came up with the funniest thing since 44 pi.

You see, here in East Tennessee on game days -and all other days- fans of the University of Tennessee Volunteers proudly display their support for the team (notice how I didn't say 'our team') by wearing orange and white. Also, here in East Tennessee, we are impartial to all things fried and greasy, especially on game day. That makes for a lot of fat people wearing orange. Hence, my new catch phrase, (admittedly stolen, but the meaning has changed) "Its the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" And that is what my mom and I said every time an obese UT fan walked by us. I'm starting to think we should have turned it into a drinking game..

I blame the whole trend on Phil Fulmer. So now he is the original great pumpkin. The phrase has now extended to include great blueberries, tomatoes, and eggplants. We could have some serious fun with this.

Oh yeah, just remembered, I'm Googleable. (Yes, it is a made up word, your point?) Seriously. This blog is the first thing that comes up when you Google 'The Coolest Nerd You Know'. Try it!

That's all for now, I suppose. Sure, there's plenty more I could write about, but Edward is downstairs calling me in that sexy velvet voice of his, and (since I am the true Bella Swan of Karns High school, not Kayla) I just can't resist. I'll talk to you later, loves.

xo
Helen

Fred, George, and Black Friday

Heyy everyone! Hope you had a brilliant Black Friday, I know I did! But more on that later.

So my bestest Algebra buddy Kayla named her conscience George, affectionately known as Georgie. Well, I have followed suit. Henceforth, my conscience shall be christened Fred. Now if you understand the logic behind this choice, go ahead and have yourself a little chuckle. If you don't understand, just sit there and look pretty. I'll give you a hint, its the same logic behind naming my cats Mrs. Norris and Crookshanks.

FINE! Its from Harry Potter. Fred and George are the Weasley twins that are always causing trouble, and I just thought it was fitting. Now, as everyone should know, Fred was tragically murdered in the final battle against Voldemort and the death eaters at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Let us have a brief moment of silence to mark the passing of our dear departed -er- fictional character.

So Fred and I are just here hanging out now. We had a great day along with Mom. We got started around 4:45 this morning. Mom came into my room and just started babbling until I woke up. We were out the door at about 5:30 and on our way to Turkey Creek, ie. basically an insanely huge shopping center. As you can see from the list on that website, I mean insanely huge. There were tons of people there. When we arrived we planned to go to Target first, but the line to get into Target went down the sidewalk past at least six large stores and meshed into the line for Wal Mart.

We ended up going to Old Navy first, which wasn't nearly as terrible as we thought it would be. Only downside was I saw my sixth grade English teacher. I didn't talk to her, but, of course, I texted Caitlin, who proceeded to remind me that we hate our sixth grade English teacher with a passion.

Long story short, in sixth grade Caitlin and I were both amateur writers and we were just beginning to learn how to express ourselves. We wrote poetry and stories that our superprep classmates and Barbie-doll wannabe guidance counselor decided was 'morbid' and our English teacher got in the middle of all of it. She accused us of being spoiled attention-seekers and basically ruined our sixth grade year, which really sucked especially for me because I had amazing friends in sixth grade that I had to leave the following year, and I wish now that I had been able to spend more drama-free time with them.

So back to the shopping. After Old Navy we got to Target, got some coffee, did some Christmas shopping, went to Wal Mart, did some Christmas Shopping, and then went to Pier 1, but they were closed, so we went to Borders. AND I FINALLY GOT 'ECLIPSE'! Seriously, you have no idea how happy this makes me. It has been out of the library for two weeks and it has been driving me crazy[-er than normal] not reading it. Seriously, the level of commitment to my three loyal readers is amazing, because I really should be reading right now. After the happy happy experience at Borders we went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond and then lunch at Panera at 10:something in the morning, but we had been going since 4:45.

After that we hit Aeropostale and went to the mall. It was absolutely completely insane. We got makeup and a few other things and got out as fast as we could. On the way home we thought long and hard, and concluded that all of our Thanksgiving calories were burned. Fred agrees.

After all of our shopping adventures we were exhausted. Fred fell asleep before me and for once I didn't have a voice in my head talking to me. I fell asleep on the couch watching What Not To Wear without even trying to determine Clinton's mysterious orientation. A definite first.

When I woke up I ate dinner and then got on here and began recording my Black Friday saga. Unfortunately, my soulless father (just kidding) kicked me off the computer around nine and I couldn't finish. Once I was kicked off, I did laundry and watched What Not To Wear (it was a marathon) until ten when Stacy London's new talk show premiered. I watched it and giggled a little, and then concluded that she is a conceited bitch. She is a person much like Tyra Banks (whom I also despise) who makes a living making people pretty so they will fit into her world. I now pretty much hate her, but, of course, I will be watching Fashionably Late next Friday at 10 on TLC.

And finally, finally, finally, after all this, I began to read 'Eclipse'. I promised myself I would only read three chapters, and technically I did. I read four chapters, but I had already read the first chapter in the advanced reader's edition of 'New Moon'. I had to reread it, though, because I had read all of the 'New Moon' extras on Stephenie Meyer's website since then and I couldn't really remember what actually happened. So far, I love it. These amazing books are still making me laugh, cry, gasp, and forget to breathe. Well, I haven't cried yet, but I probably will. I did in the last one.

xo
Helen

And The Lion Fell In Love With The Lamb

News flash: Jon is the best boyfriend ever. Not only is he totally sweet and makes me unbelievably happy (Kayla, prepare to be jealous) he has accepted that he will probably always be second to Edward Cullen. =D Just kidding [a little].

So that's the end to my day, nothing other than eating happened in the middle, and it began with smoke detectors going off because Dad almost set the garage on fire. Fun day, huh?

So as we speak, or more accurately as I type, I am searching desperately for a Twilight wallpaper that doesn't have Emily Browning in it. I mean seriously, how hard it it? I mean she's pretty and I know she was a contender for Bella for a while, but she LOST! So move on people and make some wallpapers with just the best quotes and stuff or something. Aha! Found one! Its the tulip from the 'New Moon' cover and a totally black background. I may have to do some editing, though. Maybe add my favorite quote to it or something, or just 'Edward and Bella'. Oh, the possibilities.

Oh, in my travels through cyberspace I stumbled upon the Twilight Lexicon forums and decided that I absolutely must join. Now I just need to come up with an extremely clever and adorable screen name...

And with that, I think I'm going to bed. Lots and lots of shopping to do tomorrow. Before I leave, though, I have to show you my new favorite avatars:


And now I'm done.

xo
Helen

Turkey and Twilight (Part 2)

And here is part two. It starts exactly where the last one ended..Enjoy. (If you haven't ready part one, scroll down to the next post and read it first. You might have to click the 'Older Posts' button.)

xo
Helen

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 10:21 PM


ROFL!
Yeah we wont like who they find no doubt but no jesse mcfag. hes gayer than brokeback mountain on ice with nothing but guys in tight spandex.
nice image huh?
dude i think i found Emmett tho!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 17, 2007 7:41 PM


haha
ok, bring on the emmett
maybe we should just cast everyone but edward...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 10:50 PM


ugh! i couldnt find him on imdb but he played in the movie down periscope. he was this really muscualr guy who would be perfect im trying to find pics

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 17, 2007 7:54 PM


hmmm..interesting
what about carlisle and esme?
im thinking for rosalie just get some bitchy blond model and its done
i almost want the chick that played tonks in harry potter [natalia tena] to be alice, but shes too old

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 10:55 PM


i still havent seen the 5th Harry POtter movie! grr!

anyway i found out the guy who i think should be Emmett his name is Bradford Tatum. hed be a bit okay if hes still in that shape but then again that movie was done in 1996 so idk.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 17, 2007 8:15 PM


don't bother, its nowhere as good as the book

can't find a pic of that guy on google...grr..my nerd tool is letting me down. lol.
what about jasper? i think he should be kind of medium build but twitchy, you know? since hes having such a hard time resisting all the human blood and stuff...wow. what a dork i am. lol.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 11:28 PM


toby hemingway
he was on the covenant with taylor kitsch aka perfect edward

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 17, 2007 8:35 PM


toby hemingway for jasper? i could totally see that. he's hot

taylor kitsch is really gorgeous..but he'd need a haircut to be edward. i see edward with hair like jesse mccartney's in that pic u saw earlier but kind of shorter.

so i was thinking about who should play esme, and i thought of mariska hargitay from svu. do u think its just because im obsessed with svu, or could she actually do it? i mean, she's like 42, but she looks really really young, like in this pic from a few months ago:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a48/hotstuf3218/1111%20BLOG/MariskaI.jpg
i could kind of see it
her hair's short now, tho...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 11:45 PM


yeah i know toby and taylor are gorgous! and yeah taylor woulde def have to cut his sexy hair

i think mariska would be awesome for it!!! shes like really loving and caring and just idk kinda gives off the vibe that Esme seems to give off Kaila agrees too

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 17, 2007 8:54 PM


Ya, but he'll still have a sexy body when his hair gets cut
lol

Oh yay, i'm not totally delusional
lol
You and Kaila are right, she is really loving and caring.

What about Carlisle? Chris Meloni. lol, no jk jk.
Maybe Jesse Spencer?
but im probably only thinking of him bc he plays a doctor on House
Don't think it would work bc he has an Australian accent, but he def looks the part.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 17, 2007 11:57 PM


i say he looks it and kaila said "uh huh hes not cute enough hes supposed to be abit good looking" i think hed work tho but the accent coukld be a problem

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 17, 2007 9:04 PM


Yeah..the accent could be a problem, but some really good actors can turn off accents. Like Hugh Laurie from House is British, but he does 'American' so well that you totally can't tell. Jesse is a little young, especially if we're going with Mariska as Esme, but I still think he could do it... All of the Cullens are supposed to be good looking, its part of being a vampire, being attractive to humans, aka their intended prey.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 18, 2007 12:07 AM


yeah
but iut could work
now Rosalie Alice and Charlie too

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 17, 2007 9:21 PM


Ok..

This chick from America's Next Top Model as Alice:
pic

William Russ [aka the dad from Boy Meets World] as Charlie:
pic
[really shitty pic, but its all i could find]

And Anna Kournikova as Rosalie:
pic

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 18, 2007 12:30 AM


i used to watch Boy Meets world all the time so i know what he looks like and he would work
the other two wouldnt come up but what about
theres this one girl elyse i think her name was from ANTM i dont remeber what cycle it was whats the girls name and what cycle and i can figure out who it is and the Anna girl would be pretty good for Rosalie

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 17, 2007 9:33 PM


I loved that show. I wish they played reruns more. =[
I remember her..I don't think she'd be good for Alice, tho. She's too fat and she's a lesbian, so she talks like a dude. lol. And now that I think of it, the same way that blond chick in Algebra talks..huh...rofl.
I think Anna would be perfect for Rosalie, the only thing is she's a tennis player, not an actress, lol.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 18, 2007 12:41 AM


hey she acts in those nikon commercials! haha
hmmm who for Alice? Who for Alice??? lets see on imdb we have these choices already being debated: Rachel Leigh Cook and thatas only suggestion in the boards

someone said possible rumored Colton Haynes for Edward
and rumored rosalie emilie de ravin

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 18, 2007 6:03 AM


Hmmm...Rachel Leigh Cook could be Alice. She'd have to get the short haircut, tho..

This is the only pic I could find of Colton Haynes:
..
He's cute, but not unhumanly gorgeous...lol. Maybe...

IDK about Emilie De Ravin..She's pretty but I don't think pretty enough.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 18, 2007 2:12 PM


idk havent looked at pics yet i will over at my house imat kailas house syncing my pod

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 18, 2007 12:39 PM


kk

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 18, 2007 3:54 PM


yeah
u nkow who else needs casting? Jacob and all his werewolf friends!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 18, 2007 2:13 PM


Yeah!
Jacob won't be too hard tho...Just get some indian kid. lol.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 18, 2007 5:30 PM


dude what about that kid who was in the Disney movie JOhnny Tsunami (when i was like in 5th grade!) and then the sequel that came out recently JOhnny Kapahala Back on board whats his name... heres a good recent pic of him

..

he'll need a haircut tho at first
hes Hawaiian tho i think
oh well close enougH!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 18, 2007 3:05 PM


Yeah, he could totally do it. Hawaiian can pass for like anything...Scott's Hawaiian and I call him a beaner. lol.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 18, 2007 7:42 PM


lol haha! okay so to be decided: Edward "mr sexy perfect" cullen and Alice adn the werewolves (those dogs). haha look im thinking like Edward now! Haha

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 18, 2007 4:50 PM


Haha, cool. I want to think like Edward too! Those dogs! rofl. I think Alice should look kind of like a fairy, you know, like very small and almost child like, but not quite..if that makes sense. lol.

Your comment on my blog made me smile. lol. I was hoping that someone would tell me I smell lovely today. lol.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 18, 2007 7:51 PM


lol
somehwere, no clue where, i have "bite me alice! oh please would you!"
lol...where was it....oh! on the imdb.com message boards!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 18, 2007 4:53 PM


oh COOOOL
we should design shirts that say that and wear them to school
lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kayla {de toute beauté saisie le temps}
Date: Nov 18, 2007 8:03 PM


haha we so should! lol

oh sidenote: im not going to school wednesday explain tomorrow

dude! perfect Edward! steven strait think thats him
he played with taylor kitsch in covenant, which u think better, steven or taylor my vote taylor

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥Helen♥™
Date: Nov 18, 2007 5:09 PM


ewnoewnoewnoewnoewno!
steven strait could be mike or maybe jacob, maybe, but not mr. sexy perfect. no! i still like taylor kitsch for edward.